AM I PREGNANT

I wish I had a nickle for every time I wondered “Am I Pregnant”! You know what I mean…when you have those not so long ago memories of the time that your birth control failed that have caused you to obsessively search for symptoms that mean you might be knocked up.
Being the careless person I am who doesn’t really mind being pregnant every now and again, my use of birth control has been sloppy at times leaving me to wonder and look for symptoms you are pregnant.
So, I’ve decided to make a list and to call it…
EARLIEST POSSIBLE SYMPTOMS OF PREGNANCY
Some of the symptoms that I found are kind of weird and there are so many that might just mean…nothing that the list is probably going to drive many a poor girl crazy wondering “Am I Pregnant” just because my nose itches?
If you have some symptoms that I missed, please feel free to share them with us and I will add them asap.
#1: MY BOOBS HURT!
One of the first symptoms of pregnancy is that the mere thought of even the most tender caresses on your breast make you want to grit your teeth.
#2: WHY ARE MY NIPPLES SO DARK?
Some report that they noticed their nipples were darker as early as a week or so after conception due to surging hormones..ain’t we got fun?
#3: YAY! I STARTED
Hold it, that light bleeding doesn’t mean you’re home free. Spotting may occur five to 10 days after you conceive indicating that the embryo has implanted itself in the uterine wall. (Home for the next nine months!)
#4: WHY AM I PEEING A LOT?
A couple of weeks after conception could cause you to answer in the affirmative if you’re wondering “Am I Pregnant”?
#5: WHY AM I SO TIRED LATELY?
If all that sex didn’t wear you out, pregnancy will! Energy loss due to those pesky hormones and your body’s efforts to adjust for a baby on board can make you feel totally exhausted.
#6: WHY HAS MY PERIOD STOPPED?
Oh well, I hate to tell you but since you asked when you skip a period it’s time to invest in a pregnancy test.
#7: WHY AM I SO SICK ALL THE TIME?
It could be a virus, but if you notice that you are especially nauseated in the morning and vomiting up that expensive java, you might be somewhere around week six in your pregnancy.
#8:WHY DOES EVERYTHING SMELL BAD
If bacon smells like a backwater swamp and makes you gag, it might be because your estrogen levels are up and the answer to Am I Pregnant is a resounding YES!
#9:WHY AM I CRAVING SALT, SUGAR, PICKLES and MILK, etc.
Being hungry may just mean that you shouldn’t have skipped lunch or cravings could mean that you are firmly entrenched in the first trimester of pregnancy.
#10:WHY AM I BLOATED ALL THE TIME?
Let the swelling begin! Before the belly does its big trick, I mean it’s REALLY big trick, you may notice that you are just a little puffier in the mid-section at the end of the day.
So, am I pregnant if I have a couple of these symptoms? Actually, you can have one or more of the things on my list going on and still not be pregnant. If you suspect, it’s a good idea to go ahead, take a test so that you will know for sure and can start tending to both mother and baby health needs as early as possible!